sharking like a bitch

When you refuse to settle for nothing less than a hot chick when it comes to meeting new people.

You know why Jorge doesn't have any friends that are girls? Cause he's sharking like a bitch and holding out for only smokin chicas.

by GERONIMOX October 17, 2008

Sharking

While a female is giving a male oral sex and her teeth rubs against the males penis. Very unpleasurable.

Hey bro, i got my dick sucked by that girl the other night and i didn't really like it." "Why? Was she sharking?!

by Lancedapants August 26, 2010

Sharking

The act of sticking your penis, commonly known as cock, into someone else's ear. This should be, but is not necessarily, a surprise act.

The act of sharking is strongly frowned upon in some societies.


I just decided to fucking shark that bitch.

That mother-fucker just sharked me!

by Sharkmeister AKA Kakashi February 23, 2009

slurking

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.

Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.

by Ted April 21, 2003

sharking

When one sticks two to three fingers forcefully up someones butt to inflict pain.

Matt and Sam were sharking Justin so bad he began to bleed.

by Sirota June 4, 2011

Snarking

Verb, putting snotty spit on something.

Quit snarking on my notebook!

by Amy Jennings December 2, 2004

Sharking

The act of committing to an event, meeting or gathering, then subsequently not showing up to that event.

"James said he was coming to the movie but he is still not here.....He must be sharking it"

by The Big Fella October 24, 2012