Skippy

Any misguided individual who is in blatant denial and/or so completely deluded as to be completely beyond reasoning with. Sometimes used to address just any hapless individual.

Statement: "I don't care what anyone says! I'm still right!"

Response: "Yeah... You just keep telling yourself that, Skippy."

by Keepin' It Real July 11, 2004

finger my skippy

When someone puts a finger in your ass.

Forget the foreplay, finger my skippy.

by your mom inc July 30, 2006

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

slipping the d

Inserting the male genitals into the female's vagina

"Yo son, just slip her the d!"

"How'd things go with her?"..."Oh ya know...I slipped her the d"

"What are you doing?"..."Just slipping the d"

by g-dub crew August 21, 2006

Sippington City

When you sip too much drank classic and get wavey as fuck.

Brown: Yo nigga I'm gonna have another sip!
Whiteman: Nah dawg you'll go to Sippington City!

by buffapacheprime August 2, 2023

rim skipper

A person who enjoys the uncommon fetish of rubbing his/her privates on toilet seats.

You know G_Dragon? Yeah, he's a total rim skipper.

by Hyptosis August 2, 2009

Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper"

Jonas Grumby The "Skipper" from Gilligan's Island. Few people know what the Skippers name was. Played by Alan Hale, Jr. from 1964 to 1967 one of the "seven stranded castaways" from the ill-fated S.S. Minnow
stranded on an uncharted island on the Pacific following a storm.

Gilligan: "Skipper"
Skipper: "Yea little buddy"
Gilligan: "The radio said Jonas Grumby sank the Minnow, that's you"
Skipper: "Yes I know thats me Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper".

by Farsidefan February 14, 2009