Simping

Taking it up the ass from a cat boi

Nick Fuentes took a mad simping this evening

by Clark Cat FUCKER January 11, 2020

simplitastic

simply fantastic!

Wow AnGie's so simplitastic!!

by Miss AnGie January 20, 2003

Simpkins

Totally useless, brainless woman whose only enjoyment out of life is having more children for welfare.

I am on the Simpkins employmnet plan

by Clamchops October 7, 2011

Simping

Simping is a word used when an individual (male) is caught sneaking around with a camera in the hopes of snapping a picture of an unsuspecting female

He was simping around

by tiellQ February 11, 2020

sampling

When you are already in a relationship, but you have side girls (or side guys). While sampling, you never commit to the side relationships.

Man, I was sampling so many girls last week!

by koolboy537 June 4, 2016

Simping

Any male who shows affection

Ayoooo Jeff is simping over Veronica

by Chs14 July 4, 2020

Simpkins

A crazy family who gets drunk all the time, love to party, will fight anyone who messes with their family. Will smoke a doobie with you anytime anywhere. Full of goofy, funny, and attractive people. Marry a Simpkins. Do it.

Guy 1: "yo who was that at the bar yesterday? That chick was crazy awesome."
Guy 2: "She was a Simpkins..."
Guy 1: "Cool bro what was her name?"
Guy 2: "She doesn't need a name. She's magical enough without it."
Guy 1: "I just jizzed in my pants."

by SOLOBURGERR April 24, 2018