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The Shuffle

The drunk guy on the dance floor who some how stumbles into a make session with drunk hot girl.

also known as being salvo'd
by kangaahh July 22, 2010
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sex offender shuffle

the sex offender shuffle is what you have to when you have been accused of sex offenses. you have to spend weeks in the sex offender cell where you have to write what you have done wrong and you have to sing it in the weekly "sex offender shuffle song" where you get 6-8 sex offenders to sing there lyrics
keith: that blokes been arrested for sex offenses
gregory: that means he has to do the sex offender shuffle
by chimpg December 17, 2017
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Sheffield

The city of sex & steel, the heart of the north, and the birthplace of football.

Basically the greatest city in the world.
"Hey, I've just been to Sheffield, and it's the shit!"
by Manx Bloke July 30, 2007
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Icky Shuffle

A dance made famous by Former Bengals Running back Icky Woods. Famously known for doing the shuffle after scoring.

The dance is done by holding the football in the right hand and stomping the right foot and pushing the ball to the right , then switching hands and doing it the other way, usually done 3-4 times, then you drop the football, put your hand in the air with only your index finger up and spinning it in a circle while shaking your hips.
Look at John he just scored and is performing a perfect Icky Shuffle
by Metsfan22 November 17, 2010
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Busch Light Shuffle

A particular style of walking when one has consumed enormous amounts of Busch Light Beer. Occasionally accompanied by urine stained pants, obsenities or even nudity.
Damn, Charlie drank 42 beers last night and did the Busch Light shuffle till he passed out.
by paint pro March 20, 2009
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Shit House Shuffle

The movement you do to the bathroom closet to get toliet paper when someone does not refill the toilet paper roll. Usually occurs when wearing pants with shoes that have laces.
"Thanks a lot, you didn't leave any toliet paper after you took your shit and I had to do the Shit House Shuffle to get toliet paper so I could wipe my ass!"
by Richard Bob Neil September 1, 2009
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shoffner

more than likey a persons last name, more common in the south. shoffner's are mainly people who have a german background,and shoffner actually originated in germany. people with this last name may have a nazis' in their family tree due to the heritage link.
wow that's that shoffner kid, he's so cool
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