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Shank a Loaf

"Hey! Your dog just shanked a loaf in my driveway!"
by Davis December 30, 2003
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power shank

when you are in such a confined bathroom (or if you are resourceful) that you are able to have a poo, a wank and a shower all at the same time.

poo + shower = power
shower + wank = shank

note: for optimum use of the word, all must culminate at the exact same moment, possibly with the shower ending just later for ease.
by moose_juice June 29, 2008
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imma shank you

the act of shanking,use of a sharpened toothbrush or something sharp
by claire_marie August 22, 2008
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shankiebear

An elusive creature which dweels atop the highest peak of mount KaKa
the shankiebear ate my apple
by Pristine December 17, 2004
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shankowsky

1) An old ancient civilization family. Were once the rulers of Ukraine. They were known for being fun and extremly good to their people.

2)One who is nice to people

Eg: That guy is a real nice shankowsky

3)One who is a ruler or a king.
Josh is a shankowsky
by shank January 28, 2005
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Shankaholic

Adjective
Containing or relating to short stabbing implements

A person suffering from an inability to use anything other than close range puncturing implements in a game/combat environment.

In most cases going out of their way to make sure the target dies from a melee attack regardless of range, even if the sufferer has a suitable long range weapon.

Usually at the risk of team-mates and the sufferers own life, time and time again they will throw themselves head-first into a group of enemies in an attempt to quench their thirst for blood.

It is only then that the Shankaholic, feels truly alive.

Shankaholic's are generally found at the center of a "Shankfest"

Shankaholics also frequently suffer from a "Shankgasm" before, during and after the act of shanking.
"He's stabbed so many guy's in this game it should be fuggin' gold plated and come equipped with a scope"

"Seriously, don't play with him.. all he ever does is talk about stabbing people, he could have totally saved our team by shooting that guy.. but instead he had to run half-way across the map just to stab him -_- I mean come on... guy's a total Shankaholic"

Following quote taken from:

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

"Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."

Soap is a closet Shankaholic.

Crocodile Dundee is also a passive Shankaholic, I mean come on.. that was one freakin' awesome knife, you totally knew he wanted to shank that guy.

Totally.
by Phauxed September 21, 2009
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Bobby-shank

to brawl in the street with friends. must be with friends and in the streets to be considered a bobby-shank
"I liked that girl. Why did you steal her from me. We're gonna have to bobby-shank now."

When Frakweela bobby-shanked LaTwanduh on the street, she ripped out her weave.
by Chris from Philly February 1, 2009
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