shmaked

High ass hell

"Dis nigga smoked two hole blunts and got shmaked last night."

by yvngbandz23 April 20, 2017

shmale

A man or women in the transition of becoming the opposite gender.

I saw a shmale at my family reunion.

by bradleyharrison July 7, 2017

shambered

Suprised by something and a little weirded out

Holy shit I am hella shambered.Is he in the hospital,how the hell did he get there?Did you do something.

by BamBam6424 April 19, 2018

Shmamered

When you can't decide if you're totally smashed or just hammered.

I am completely shmamered I don't know if I'm hammered or just smashed.

by Jaimexoxo December 17, 2017

Shnaber

The term, 'Shnaber', refers to an individual who typically lacks knowledge, and is of the Caucasian descent. An authentic 'Shnaber' favors in consuming fairly high dosages of Medical Cannabis and Starbucks iced-coffee--either with half-and-half or heavy cream. Although the common 'Shnaber' tends to lack intelligence, experts advise others to stay away from them. In simplest terms, do not f*ck with a 'Shnaber'. They are scattered across the the La Cañada region. If a wild Shnaber approaches you, just yell "Wendi" and they will silently walk away. You have been warned.

Girl at Starbucks: "Damn Nic, look at that guy with his drink over there. He lookin' like a snack!"
Nic: Is it a Venti iced-coffee? He's gotta be a Shnaber.

by ShlauzedSchnaber May 2, 2018

Shambelier

Some one often in shambles

That 4 foot bloke is a real shambelier

by Yourbothfags December 22, 2018

Shmable

The best cheese of all the cheeses, the cheese for posh people.

How about some shmable on your crumpets m’ dear?

by Shuke March 4, 2019