Compulsive Shambling, or more colloquially, "C Sham", occurs when an individual is repeatedly deprived of sleep and/or stimulation and proceeds to move around at an incredibly
slow and
awkward pace with an often fatigued or expressionless face akin to a zombie. The few words they
try to speak are usually no more understandable than a loud mumble. Compulsive Shamblers or "
Shams" are often spotted at the workplace or at school and generally accomplish no more than amusing those individuals who are equally on the border of CS (Compulsive Shamblification).
Mac: Hey
Jamie, have you seen Andrew today? He's looking kinda weird.
Jamie: Ya I know, hes got the Sham today, poor bastard stayed up all night doing an essay.
Andrew: Urm gehr wat?
Jamie: Sorry bro I don't speak Compulsive Shambler...or gibberish.
Andrew: meh urwh Fuack u!
Jamie+Mac: Hahaha