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shitfuck

A pathetic attempt by people with no language skills to say something using only the words they know. Used by morons who don't know any words other than f*** and s***. There are many synonyms which are much more creative, interesting and precise in meaning:

shitfuck (noun)= retard, idiot, jerk, imbecile, punk, moron, cro-magnon, etc...
Reporter interviewing random person on the street: "So, what do you think about the economy these days?"

"Fuck this shit, shitfuck!"

Reporter: "Can you tell me where someone smarter is?"
by spinningtabletop February 16, 2009
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shitfucked

when shit is really fucked up.
Craig: Honestly, we have better things to talk about than you.
Tim: Yeah, like my shitfucked marriage.
by The Accountants March 4, 2011
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Shitsucker

When someone lacks a sphincter and has to have a girl hold her thumb in his asshole every night to prevent shit from flowing all over the bed. When the shit comes, the girl feels it on the tip of her thumb and they rush to the bathroom together. After sitting on the modified toilet and she pulls out her thumb, she then lets him or her suck the shit off the tip of the thumb.
Samsheer is such a shitsucker!

Yeah! He totally doesn't have a sphincter!
by Leenoy October 24, 2018
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Shitsucker

When someone lacks a sphincter and requires a girl to hold her thumb in his asshole every night as he or she sleeps to prevent shit from flowing all over the bed. When the girl feels shit touch the tip of her thumb, they rush to the modified toilet. As she retracts her digit after he sits the shit flows into the toilet and she lets him suck the shit off the tip of her thumb.
He is such a shitsucker!
Yeah! He totally lacks a sphincter.
by Leenoy October 24, 2018
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shitfuck

To kill someone with a pie to the face and a knife to the chest. You wake up the person by standing over someone holding these two things. After you kill them you place a sign on their body saying "You've been shitfucked!"
I'm gonna shitfuck that bitch bag if she fucks my boyfriend.
by Zachary Pine February 7, 2010
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shitcock

v. To leave shit on another's cock after after being on the receiving end of anal sex.
"That old bastard tricked me. He didn't have his enema today and shitcocked me after I came in his ass!"
by Igglepud January 14, 2010
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avatarless shitcock licker

of or resembling a moloney
If he wasn't such an avatarless shitcock licker, he'd get with the program liike everyone else.
by rocksalt johnson April 28, 2006
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