Shitbook Chatting

This is the act of having one or more active Facebook chats while also actively defecating.

"Dude I was Shitbook chatting with our Animation Theory group today and found out our project is due this week. Fuck!"

(This was taken from an actually Shitbook chat.)

by jermzig April 10, 2011

Shitbrick

An individual with no self awareness or awareness of surrounding situation. Often a forklift operator.

"Hey, get off the forklift, shitbrick."

by Sylvester S. May 13, 2016

shitbucket list

Feeling the need to do something you know you might regret before you die.

Man did I fucking bomb at that open mic night yesterday. Scratch one off my shitbucket list!

by theecomicguy April 4, 2017

shitblossom

For when you want to insult someone very pretty, like a flower blossom, but they are annoying the fuck out of you

Oh my god, you shitblossom

by dogre August 27, 2017

Shitcock

Noun. A term for the top person in a male homosexual relationship. This term comes from the amount of feces left on the penis.

Dude, when I got done with Harris last night, I was such a shitcock.

by Casimirhusky August 28, 2017

shitocking

To shit in a stocking then smack someone in the face with it

That boi just dissed me so I gave him a good shitocking.

by Clamdiver4eva September 17, 2017

Shitbrick

A clueless and inconsiderate ass of a human. A person who is annoying and leaves you in awe as they are so stupid.

Oh my god, you are such a shitbrick!

by RhyleyGirl🖤 February 7, 2018