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break the seal

When a person who is drunk pees for the first time since being drunk. After they "break the seal" they feel like they have to pee every 5 minutes.
After breaking the seal, Molly had to wait in line for the bathroom 10 times that night. (break the seal.)
by breakstheseal December 19, 2007
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Seal clapper

Insert your hands, palms together, into your girls ass cheeks. After begin to clap and wait for your bitch to scream like a seal.
by The3amigos September 23, 2016
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Sealed

the antonym of the fortnite term “cracked” used by the famous hugh Vincent and his slightly less famous friend ninja
by annaark March 24, 2020
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screaming segal

Having sex on the beach and you put the girls arms behind here back and fold her legs up and you pull out and rub your penis in the sand then put it back in causing here to scream and flap like a segal
I was banging here on the beach and pulled out dipped it in the sand and ramed it in and gave here a screaming segal
by jm2 the g March 15, 2014
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Sealing The Tomb

After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!
"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."

"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."

"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"

"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."
by John Zayus. August 20, 2009
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The Seventh Seal

A swedish film by Ingar Bergman in which a night returning from the crusades challenges death to a game of chess.
You:The Seventh Seal is one of my favorite Ingar Bergman films.

Your Brother: Its the only one you've seen. You just say that because you think it makes you sound smart.

You: Yeah, well go fuck yourself!
by lee of the wall August 4, 2007
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seal show

When a girl is blowing 2 or more guys at the same time and alternates between dicks like a seal blowing horns.
That chick loves cock so much I swear she'd put on a seal show with me and my friends.
by The Angriest Dragon March 5, 2009
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