Velvet Scorpion

A Velvet Scorpion is a red wine enema.

My cadet roomie gave me a Velvet Scorpion and fucked me till my head was spinning!

by USAF Cadet October 16, 2020

Scorpio

An op, who's immense urge to kick you for no reason defies all logic; a sign of the zodiac

Scorpio kicked me again, for the twentith time in six minutes!

by annonymous December 25, 2003

El Scorpion

The person behind Such Global ops stages as Blue Death and SS land.
Also the Admin of The Official Global Ops Mapping sit and Global Moderator of the forums at www.sithf1.net

El Scorpion is a shitty GO player but kik ass at mapping he is a n00b on game

by Bob March 31, 2004

The Scorpion

The act of stretching one's ballbag over your mouth and chin while yelling "get over here!". If it results in an orgasm you then yell "flawless victory!"

"This chick was going down on me, next thing I know she gave me the Scorpion"

by ....wait, what? December 19, 2014

scorpion woman

A total bitch that is way out of line. Scorpion women need to be put in their place.

Susan: Oh, by the way, i rang up $3000 on the credit card while you were working your ass off at work today...
Mike: You... SCORPION WOMAN!

by allyourbase1081 October 4, 2006

cats are immune to scorpion venom

A phrase used to point out when someone makes an incredibly false and/or ignorant statement while honestly believing it to be true.

Cats are immune to scorpion venom.

by Benny Dee December 9, 2010

Scorpion text

A text message requesting a person's presence, but done in the vein of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. The text only says, "GET OVER HERE!" and is always in all caps to add the emphasis.

Text message from a friend: GET OVER HERE!

Person receiving the text: I just got the Scorpion text, I better meet up with my friend right now before I become TOASTY!

by R-Fo June 13, 2010