score a deuce

When a person jumps up on a basketball goal and proceeds to sit on the rim like a toilet and take a dump.

Ryan would love to score a deuce against the opposing team in Friday night's game.

by thowaaaaaaaa May 20, 2014

Score big

Like "fuck yeah", score big emphasizes a big accomplishment and is usually stated when excited.

You asked her out and she said yes??? SCORE BIG!

by DexterDog December 2, 2016

score boner

The hard on a player, of a game, gets before an almost impossible to miss goal/score is presented.

Mark had such a Score Boner as the Rocket League ball bounced out front of a empty net.

by KEQ September 17, 2017

Skorgen

Skorgen refers to any overly indulgent and completely rejuvenating relaxation. Inspired by minimalist Swedish ideals, the Skorgen principle can be flat packed, assembled with minimal effort, and enjoyed in many versatile ways. The Skorgen is a must for any post-bender recovery.

Daniel: "wow, how did you recover after such a massive weekend?"
Daniel P: "we had an 18 hour Skorgen session on Sunday"

Girl: "So how was your date?"
Friend: "It was great, he played all his soundcloud mixes on loop and we stayed in bed all day..."
Girl: "sounds like a certified Skorgen dream!"

by aliibrandi November 1, 2018

ScoreWhore

Someone who only uses snapchat to communicate to improve their snapchat score. Usually sending uncomfortable selfies or just a completely black screen.

Jeof: Why does Mark keep sending me selfies on Snapchat? It's heckin weird.

Berry: He's a real ScoreWhore. I hope he drowns in a lake.

by Punisherx921 February 28, 2020

total score over average

When we typically judge members of the opposite sex, we say oh she's a "9" or a "7" or hopefully a "10." Well the concept of total score over average is simple. If you are with a "6" a "8" and a "10" your average score is "8" but if you are with a "5" a "6" a "9" and a "6" score average is "6.5." Though you are winning because your total score is "26" rather than "24."

Well ya know I have just been on a tear lately, my motto is total score over average every time!

by ArJizzld August 21, 2010

Puddle Score

When you're driving in the rain and you purposely speed up or slow down to time your entry into a rain puddle to soak a pedestrian and you time it perfectly to soak them with nasty puddle water.

On the way home I got a puddle score! That guy needed a snorkle at the bus stop.

by R32 Jockey June 23, 2012