schmaggot

a man who let's a great woman go to be with an insane bitch

that schmaggot left her for THAT THING??

by scorned April 30, 2006

schmacta

Mick Jagger's Spooge.

They pumed out three ounces of schmacta from Rod Stewarts stomach.

by Magictime69_YO! August 30, 2006

Schmagoogie

Dried up milk that flies out of milk container when you open it.

Oh My God! I just got schmagoogies in my coffee.

by Mattyboy89 October 1, 2008

schmageggie

an often unidentifiable substance that is sticky/gross and undesireable on someones face, or a surface.

During a messy meal...

"you got some schmageggie on your chin"

by s1165096 March 24, 2009

Schmagga

An exclamatory remark. It is used in situations to exclaim excitement and often disbelief.

Pronounced: "Schmah-Gah"

SCHMAGGA! That dude was carrying $14,000 in cash!

by Crosshair-Lunchbox August 17, 2009

Schmaggs

An epic goggle-eyed freak.
Brother of Maggs.

Greg:"Look how big Gosseg's eyes are!"
Albert:"Haha he is Schmaggs."

by Godfrey Hilbun October 22, 2010

scomato

What you do with your weird friend when you're early to school before the first period of the day and your teacher hasn't opened the classroom door yet; killing time by walking the halls, pointing at people, cracking dumb inside jokes and laughing loudly so others will stare.

Dan: Hi Kelsey!! ( waves really big like a little kid)

Me: Hey man! Let's scomato!!

Dan: Okay!

Me: Dang, the vending machine is out of poptarts!

Dan: That's too bad. LOOK, IT'S A WHORSE!!! (points at random chick dressed whorishly)

Me: *giggles and snorts*

by La Folle October 16, 2011