scomato 

What you do with your weird friend when you're early to school before the first period of the day and your teacher hasn't opened the classroom door yet; killing time by walking the halls, pointing at people, cracking dumb inside jokes and laughing loudly so others will stare.

Dan: Hi Kelsey!! ( waves really big like a little kid)

Me: Hey man! Let's scomato!!

Dan: Okay!

Me: Dang, the vending machine is out of poptarts!

Dan: That's too bad. LOOK, IT'S A WHORSE!!! (points at random chick dressed whorishly)

Me: *giggles and snorts*

scomato by La Folle October 16, 2011

Scomotosis

A serious condition caused by chronic climate denial, prevalent in contemporary Australia. Symptoms of Scomotosis include misogynist ranting, compulsive knee jerking, delirium, paranoia, intellectual paralysis, coma and eventual extinction. Scomotosis is severe in Australia, where the Prime Minister, 'ScoMo', has fanatically promoted the mining and burning of coal. The only known cure for Scomotosis is a dose of Climate Truth Serum. Scomotosis can be prevented by social revolution and/or inversion of the dominant paradigm.

Several new cases of Scomotosis have been reported in Brisbane today. The latest outbreak has resulted in widespread social unrest, as children and their allies take action to prevent the spread of the deadly disease. The curable but deeply distressing metaphysical condition now affects 1 in 3 Australians.

Scomotosis by zeldazzle October 9, 2019

somatose 

when you take too many soma

Nah fergit him. He's somatose.

somatose by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007

stomatoast 

Eepisode where you are feeling like you're halfway in a coma and halfway in your body. It's like being comatosed but from Cannabis usage making it stomatoast. To be in the state you must have smoked too much reefer or too much medical marijuana has been consumed.

I get stomatoast or stomatoastedevery night I use medical marijuana

His eyes so red he's totally stomatoast.

stomatoast by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020

Smomatose 

A combination between Smammered & Comatose The state where you've drank so much that you cannot move or communicate and it seems to others that you're in a coma.

Guy 1: Man did you see Steve last night? He was Smomatosed!
Guy 2: Haha! Yeah man, he was crazy smomatose, I knew he shouldn't have had that 32nd shot of moonshine.

Smomatose by Reveny December 18, 2008

Scompton 

Scompton is the name used to represent where The Scum Lifestyle Movement began; South Central, Ontario or known by its native name, Ruscom.

It is nowhere related to the nickname used for Scarborough, located on the east-end of Toronto.

Scompton Productions was founded in Ruscom, Ontario

Scompton by racoon_skinner October 20, 2010

Somatosed 

a slang term originating at Seton Hall University. The term is used when Division I athlete gets too intoxicated and cannot function properly.

Jo$h: Yo is that soccer girl drunk?

Bdaddy: Naaa dude...shes worse, shes somatosed.

Somatosed by whyiamiawesome? April 10, 2010