Crew Scheduling

An organization, probably in thrall to the devil, who's sole purpose in life is to torment flight crews. Especially those poor souls stuck on reserve.

See Evil.

See also Demon.

I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off yesterday, and Crew Scheduling Junior Manned me on my birthday!

by rmah9k November 8, 2010

Joe Scheckner

Another name for a asshole, drug-using tweaker. Known to be seen with ugly trailer-trash, hillbilly-looking ogres (chicks) . In other words, a Joe Scheckner is a type of person that needs to get their priorities straight and learn to fuck off when told the first time. But beware, a Joe Scheckner is one that often looks to fight anything that breathes air. Do not befriend a Joey Scheckner, for if you do you are subjected to run-ins with the law.

"Who's that tool-bag over there?!"

"Oh don't look at him that way, he'll wanna kick your ass! That's a Joe Scheckner!"

by mcss August 11, 2012

Scheiss-schegander

From the German root “scheiss”(shit) w a combo Americano “ gander” thrown in, it refers to an anal obsessive frequently ,but not always, gay male who is into burying his face into others natal clefts. Not to be confused with the “fecal eater “- their low class cousin

I saw this porno where this scheiss-schegander buried her
Face into this dudes big hairy ass: it was a
Site.

by Davedale July 31, 2019

scumbag schedule

When you play video games until 5 A.M. then sleep until 3 P.M.

12pm Dude 1: Hey man you wanna come play some COD with me?
8am Dude 2: Nah I'm not on the scumbag schedule

by assclowntheassinator December 5, 2021

french train schedule

A French train schedule is often marked delayed, or in French, retard. Someone who is a French train schedule, then, is a retard.

"The new guy is such a French train schedule. How'd he get in?"
"Nepotism."

by Instr August 18, 2017

Normal Sleep Schedule

When u sleep between 3-6 am every day

Have a normal sleep schedule

by -MermyWazHere- April 26, 2020

Cath's Sleep Schedule

Something inconsistent

Ugh my Valorant match history is like Cath's sleep schedule

by HoneyBunches23 June 17, 2021