statswhore

A statswhore is a online multiplayer gamer that is very concerned with his rank. Ranks are determined by the kill / death ratio. Statswhore usually make cheap kills by camping in very secure spots on the map, or use rifles like the aug (in counter strike) that require no 5k1LLz at all. Statswhores also tend to be a WTJ. 1337 Pro's usually refer to statswhores in terms like noobish camper.

Wild Bill is a statswhore, he camps the pit all round.

Translation: Wild Bill is very concerned with his rank, therefore he stays in the pit (i.e. a certain location in the dust2 map in counter strike) all round

by Stijn December 12, 2008

lawn seats

code name for weed over the phone

caller: "hey man, do you have those lawn seats ready to go?"
dealer: "yep, all ready. when and where do you want to pick them up??"

by skakid December 19, 2009

smats

Same as something that hurts.

Owww!....smats

by fruit May 16, 2003

Go back like car seats

To be familiar with something or somebody for a long time.

"Of course I know Dee; she and I go back like car seats."

by K. Itty May 14, 2005

lucas seats

Long pole inserted in to anal for pleasure

Lucas Likes sitting on Lucas seats

by chrish999 September 18, 2008

SwagSwag

Ill, fresh, legitness. An attitude oozed by the elite of the elite.

Derrick Williams and Solomon Hill can't even help how fresh they are; everywhere they go, everything they do, everything they touch automatically turns into pure ol' SwagSwag.

by Jchicity April 22, 2011

Spats

The rich person equivalent of socks with sandals.

"Lose the spats, you look like Scrooge McDuck."

by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2018