omfg he is so adorable he always weres a hat and hes the lead singer and he plays the guitar for his emo rox band Fall Out Boy he is so hot omfg i wanna marrie him he is so hot when he has long hair and his hair cover his long side burgs lol so hot
girl :my bf looks like patrick stump
boy :omfg is tht guy patrick stump
girl :no thts my bf
boy :sweet
boy :omfg is tht guy patrick stump
girl :no thts my bf
boy :sweet
by danidaisy November 01, 2006
When you take your woman out in the woods, bend her over a stump and clean out both barrels just like you would a shotgun.
by snizzlewizzle May 18, 2016
Someone- usually a redneck- that stands on a tree stump in order to have vaginal or anal sex with a cow.
by Joey Logic February 23, 2008
A procedure where a person with a severed limb uses the limb (stump) as a sexual device.
The use of the stump can be Anal, or vaginal.
The use of the stump can be Anal, or vaginal.
by jonez77 February 19, 2003
a person that likes to have sexual intercouse with another person who has one or both legs amputated pervert sexual deviant
by cornholio November 23, 2004
Man 1: Heard ya got laid last night, How was it?
Man 2: horrible bro, horrible
Man 1: oh no, why's that
Man 2: Bitch was so ugly and I was so wasted I could only achieve a chump stump
Man 2: horrible bro, horrible
Man 1: oh no, why's that
Man 2: Bitch was so ugly and I was so wasted I could only achieve a chump stump
by J's_Marvelous_Terms February 09, 2019
A person equivalent to a stick in the mud thats only purpose is to be an impediment to forward movement
Marjorie Taylor-Greene is a Tree Stump
by Denny80222 April 05, 2021