Shane

Shane is a lad with a very big dick and loves fanny. His dick is so big that his girlfriend broke her jaw bone when they had sex

OMG SHANE UR COCK IS SO BIG

by Ryan moron February 11, 2019

Shaneing

To shoot a friend (preferably a fat one) in the leg and escaping while zombies feast on them. Named after what Shane Walsh did to Otis in the second season of the Walking Dead. While not necessarily evil, shaneing is still done only by people with very low morals.

If zombies chase us, I'm shaneing you!

by Richard Lupus October 29, 2014

Shane

A human that Jessica loves MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE and now it is documented for thE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE SO SHANE CANNOT SAY THAT SHE DOESN'T lol wtf.

Holy balls, I love that kid.
What kid?
SHANE!

by Hello I'm Scribbles November 24, 2007

shane

To be thoughless or assert positions without adequate factual support or logical reasoning. A variant of "shame".

"It's clear that Bill Gates was responsible for 9/11."

"Dude, don't go all shane on us."

by fiddly-dee August 09, 2006

Shane

A real dumb ass. Wears his ass as a hat. Bald fucker that annoys everyone in his presence.

A: I stuffed up the sale

B: You Shane'd it!!

by Seven RE July 07, 2009

shane

pulling a shane, say SHAAANE! when someone fucks up and says something stupid

rigo: that cat must be in heat
shane: what? but its not even hot out
rigo: SHAAANE!

by rigo the spick May 23, 2009

Shane

Is a straight up faggot that no one likes. Is a ginger and fat. All his friends use him for money for drugs. He watches gay porn on a daily basis because he can't get pussy besides his mom.

Dude don't be a shane.

by Alec Hall February 21, 2010