Tis but a scratch

When you get stabbed almost killed or ur about to die from a fatal injury

*Shoots me 7 and a half times in the colon* tis but a scratch

by Ricardo Bliss69 May 28, 2020

scratched out

trashed. wasted. sloshed. toasted. fucked-up. done.

as in, the person is literally scratched off "the list"; they are no longer all there.

(girl passed out on the couch)
guy 1: "how much did that chick have to drink?"
guy 2: "she's been on that absolut all night... she's fucking scratched out dude."

by gynosphinx March 10, 2009

Scroaner

When the capacity of excitement released in the form of a moan or scream isn't large enough, and you have to do both. Most commonly occur in Highschool Closets, with more than 2 people.

Person 1: YOO LAST NIGHT I BANGED THIS SUPER HOT ASS CHICK
Person 2: YOOO DID SHE SCROAN BRAAAH?
Person 1: FUCK YEAH SHE SCROANED BRO!!! I NKEW SHE WAS A SCROANER!
Person 2: BROOOO!

by Timmehhhhhhhhhhhhh November 2, 2011

Scroatee

A Style of pubic hair for men, generally all of the hair in the pubic region is shaved, except for the underside of the balls. a goatee for your testicles.

Some Girl: I was giving that easbomb guy a hand job. and that motherfuckers scroatee was so nasty i almost threw up. he told me hes been growing it for 3 years now and he wont shave it for me.

Some girls friend: U serious? he must have Some mad style to be sportin' such a mean ball beard

by Je23 January 17, 2008

ass scratcher

That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.

I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.

by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 12, 2011

Scratter

Someone who lives off state benefits and has never worked in their life. Often overweight and can be found in town centres with 3 screaming kids and cans of lager in hand swearing loudly.

Look at those scratters, they should be shot at birth.

by fatbob May 8, 2003

scratch

In track, when a runner withdraws from a race before it begins. The term originated from the days when heat sheets were written on paper, and a runner's name would litterally be scratched off in pencil when he/she decided not to race.

I'm feeling tired today. I think I'm gonna run the mile, and scratch the 3000m.

by DukeT November 26, 2010