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Scone

When someone needs a big fat juicy poop in a public place and they know that they'll take a long time on the toilet
Pronounced: SK-OWN
Noah: Hey man, I'll be back in a while.
John: Where are you going?
Noah: My stomach is really hurting, I've got to go for a scone!
John: Okay, take your time man.
by RacoonMan012 August 14, 2023
mugGet the Sconemug.

Scone

A type of cake that creates a huge argument about how you pronounce it.
Hey how do you pronounce scone?
by Rainyah January 8, 2019
mugGet the Sconemug.

scone

A word used to present something or someone. Also, scone is used quite frequently to attract attention to oneself! keep in mind for flavor, you must have one arm fully stretched out and in the air when using this word!

Yes it also is the name of a tasty baked goodie from what I am told, but if you were to walk into a bakery and yell out the word Scone extremely loud, wouldn't everybody look at you too! Scone! And you may just get a free one placed in your hand!
I now present to you, Ladies and Gentlemen, DJ Apple! "SCONE!"

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you... Scone!

"Scone!"
by TheLaw5 February 22, 2008
mugGet the sconemug.

Big Scone

I can never beat Big Scone in Fantasy.
by Trey Under Par November 22, 2021
mugGet the Big Sconemug.

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