Nad Satchell

Scrotum, the sack which contains male testes.

The "Nad Satchell" contains one's "Nadgers"

by Rebecca Wilmot February 28, 2008

Wank-Satchel

Its meaning derrives from a bag used to store cum or a whore for same purpose.

1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...

2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum

(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)

Barry: Mrs Stewart is a massive wank-satchel, i hope she dies!

or

Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"

or

Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!

or

Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!

or

Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...

by Prof Wank-Satchel and Doc Mans June 4, 2010

Saskatchewan Satchmo

The lewd act of suddenly blowing air into the vagina of a female sexual partner during oral sex, making a sudden expulsion of said air. Can occur on a continuum, ranging from loose (much like the 'bronx cheer'), or tight (much like how a student is taught to play a brass instrument), where the vagina blows back with equitable force.

As he chomped on her snatch, he decided to spice it up with a Saskatchewan Satchmo. He tightened his lips, pressed them firmly against hers, took a deep breath, and worked that hole like Satchmo workin a crowd at the Cotton Club.

by Poonberry Associates December 29, 2010

XM Satellite Radio

Satellite radio service that is superior to all others.

Opie and Anthony broadcast on XM Satellite Radio.

by Ant Cum May 15, 2005

Satch

(n) - a recliner, couch, bed, any object used to rest or relax on

(v)- satchin', to satch

To relax or be lazy

(n)- We just got a new satch for our living room

(v)- I really need to satch. I have been satchin' all day

by satchman February 3, 2010

satenik

Really really depressed person. Always finds the perfect moment to correct your grammar.

Why do you have to be such a Satenik?

by damsE21 September 24, 2018

Ball Satchel

In the same family as Banana Hammock. A word describing the actual functionality of men's underwear in general. Garments can range from the Banana Hammonck to tighty whities to boxers and boxer briefs.

Uhhh....all right...who left thier nasty ball satchels all over the bathroom?!?

by Andrizzle Obizzle June 11, 2006