Birthday Roach

A birthday where something meaningful or impactful to you, comes to a devastating end, ruining the rest of the day.

my dog passing away today really turned this into a birthday roach.

by Memesold March 1, 2021

Mr. Roach

The gayest person, the gayest, absolute biggest homosexual, big gay, very, very gay.

"Hello I am Mr. Roach, I love men."

by Mr. Roach Cock II June 7, 2022

Nigga Roachie

The phrase to call your favorite black friend.

Look at Tyrone chugging that Kool - Aid, what a Nigga Roachie

by Jerry The Godfather II January 13, 2010

roach killers

n 1: western-style boots characterized by very pointy toes. Named so because this style footwear may only be appropriate, albeit most effective, for killing cornered roaches. Commonly accentuated by metal covering and worn by lovers of garish cowboy couture.

"Check out that jackass with the roach killers and assless jeans. Holy Shit, that's Sean Borja!"

by Sean Borja - Graphic Designer and Local Zero July 7, 2006

Robanga

1. a mythological giangatious turd, which is as wide as it is long. It is said to bring misfortune to all those who look upon it.
2. a piece of human feecies that is said to cause plumming problems due to its size and shape.
3. a rare, almost ecliptical turd that, when created, can be seen and smelt from space.

The greek god, Zeus, stood erect from his royal stool and looked at his creation, which he called "Robanga", and set it loose upon the world below to curse any man that look upon it as he, himself, did."

"Someone call a plummer, someone just dropped Robanga in here!"

"Huston...Robanga has been spotted and we have a problem..."

by Chanman32 February 13, 2008

smoking roaches

A phrase made up by Vetti to be used in two ways:

A) To describe the action of smoking the roach (last bit of) of a joint from a pipe or other smoking device.

B) Used as a replacement for "I'm low on weed!"

A) Man, I decided to start smoking roaches last night to save my stash for the weekend.

B) I don't care how good it is, man, I'm so desperate for weed, I'm smoking roaches!

by The Vetti July 29, 2008

roachin

this is basically a bum, you know your friend that always comes around and don't have a job but always wants a bite of your food one of your beers or cigarettes and possibly your drugs if you have any, basically like a roach that lives in your house they are hard to get rid of and never contribute to any kind of cause

Quit ya roachin and get a job!

by Pompous Smurf July 27, 2006