remote gloat

When a person watching television with others gets to control the remote.

The dad gets the remote gloat now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

remotemate

When you ask your roommate to do something for you because you're too stoned or drunk or just too dambed lazy to get off your ass and do it yourself

Hey remotemate can you grab me a beer from the freezer

by train wreck station September 26, 2019

Remotion

To be in the state of remoteness/ to be removed.
Formal word

Bob: Have you seen billy
Jeff: Nope, he's had a remotion from his job

by Epithelial February 3, 2020

Remote Fu

That one TAWOG game where the family ruthlessly anime fight each other to get the TV remote and watch their favourite show.

I just played Remote Fu for an hour and now my hands hurt really bad.

by FalseHazard March 25, 2020

Remoted

when a smoll boii pp gets chopped off and sent to help a girly became a man

“george got remoted today!!”
“holy shit that must’ve hurt”

by JamesCharlesCock September 23, 2020

Remote

Something I’m too lazy to get

Ok time for a movie... oh I forgot the remote, but I’m too lazy to get it, SLAVES GET MY REMOTE!

by Wuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwueueueuuee October 9, 2020

Remote

You’d know what a remote means if you weren’t a remote.

Hey ur a fucking remote. “ Tarynn what does a remote mean ?” it means you’re a fucking remote

by Timmothy April 5, 2021