A classification of United States amuricans who presumably drink a beyond reasonable amount of grain alcohol, chew long leaf and straight tabacca, beat their housewifery daily, grow hideous mullets (10 90's), drink beer from a mason jar,make sweet love to their first cousin, brother, mother, or great grand daughter (only to find that their offspring has multiple digits and an astronomical amount of mental retardations), participate in saudistic activities, engage in racially defiant groups, drink the scum of the earth beer more directly called Bud (once sponsored by a kin redneck known as Dale Earnhardt Jr more known to the NASCAR crowd {"Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks"}just simply as junior and indirctely as poo poo ka choo piss low quality H2O, and lasty but not leastly enjoy the pure game of hunting and fisting, or is it fishing?????
by AmuricaRulz69 November 02, 2008
by Paul August 21, 2003
by bryant king April 06, 2005
by Dr. Bash May 31, 2003
The South Won't Rise Again
you toothless inbred retard
why do you still even care
there'll never be another civil war
you're mad cuz your trailer has a flat tire
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
what could you possibly gain
by breaking the country in two
your overalls are gay
let go of your sisters tit
i think it's cool that you make moonshine
it's even cooler when you go blind from drinking it
how come your ancestors didn't realize
they'd lose cuz their president was named after boss hogg
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
you toothless inbred retard
why do you still even care
there'll never be another civil war
you're mad cuz your trailer has a flat tire
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
what could you possibly gain
by breaking the country in two
your overalls are gay
let go of your sisters tit
i think it's cool that you make moonshine
it's even cooler when you go blind from drinking it
how come your ancestors didn't realize
they'd lose cuz their president was named after boss hogg
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
by TheEye5000 January 20, 2005
A person, generally white, who is convinced anyone who he doesn't know is bad-news. Stays with a small circle of friends which are just generally the redneck's family esp. cousins. They seem to not have any real social skills nor goals in life.
The rednecks felt threatened when they saw the man walk by with 2 women. So they tried to attack the man. But the rednecks lost the fight as well as their 2 teeth they all had left.
by Rebecca April 10, 2004
An idiot who establishes himself as a complete Southerner proud of the Confederacy. As in other definitions, they are usually found driving hideous rusted pickup trucks, wearing some combination of these: (overalls, Dixie Outfitters T-shirts, Wrangler Jeans, NASCAR shirts, Bass fishing shirts, and cowboy boots), and either chewing tobacco or drinking beer.
These are people that should have flushed down the loo (toilet) at birth. They should have a huge chunk of the South cut off from the continent and have it as their own land, so they can leave us alone.
Rednecks think they are so tough, well airdrop them into inner city Detroit.....we'll see how long they last.
These are people that should have flushed down the loo (toilet) at birth. They should have a huge chunk of the South cut off from the continent and have it as their own land, so they can leave us alone.
Rednecks think they are so tough, well airdrop them into inner city Detroit.....we'll see how long they last.
That redneck from Alabama tried to piss on my lawn. So I bitch slapped him and kicked the four remaining teeth out of his mouth. He called me a damyankee, so then I called him a dumb bastard and cut his overall straps off.
by anonymous August 12, 2004