Relative-without-designation-in-law (RWD-in-law).
by Kapokapo July 15, 2024
Get the relative-without-designation-in-law mug.A general name given to inspirational family members. It is often thought to represent cousins. It encapsulates all that is great about cousins. They are family, but not so significantly close in relation that one would be overly offended about insults directed towards them. Particularly, the triple cheeseburger component highlights the meaty undercarriages of many, as well as, identifying how deliciously inspiring many of these cousins are. It has been rumoured that they can become the muse of others to create beautiful works of art (eg poetry).
Big dog: Yo homie. What’s crackin? How’s that relative triple cheeseburger of yours doing.
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.
Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger
‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.
Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger
‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’
by Mr. Beepsie May 23, 2024
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A general name given to inspirational family members. It is often thought to represent cousins. It encapsulates all that is great about cousins. They are family, but not so significantly close in relation that one would be overly offended about insults directed towards them. Particularly, the triple cheeseburger component highlights the meaty undercarriages of many, as well as, identifying how deliciously inspiring many of these cousins are. It is known that they can become the muse of others to create beautiful works of art (eg poetry).
Big dog: Yo homie. What’s crackin? How’s that relative triple cheeseburger of yours doing.
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.
Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger
‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.
Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger
‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’
by Mr. Beepsie May 23, 2024
Get the Relative triple cheeseburger mug.A logical framework that acknowledges its own relativity—it is one logic among many, valid for certain purposes, in certain contexts, for certain people, but not universal. A relative logic system doesn't claim to be the one true logic; it offers itself as a tool, useful but not absolute. This system is characteristic of pragmatism, of multicultural awareness, of anyone who has learned that different situations require different reasoning styles. Relative logic systems provide flexibility and humility—at the cost of the certainty that absolute systems offer. They're the intellectual equivalent of multilingualism: you can speak many languages, but you're always translating, always aware of what's lost.
Example: "He used a relative logic system in his work, adapting his reasoning to different audiences, different problems, different contexts. With scientists, he reasoned scientifically; with humanists, humanistically; with clients, pragmatically. Some called this skillful; others called it inconsistent. He called it effectiveness."
by Abzugal February 17, 2026
Get the Relative Logic System mug.The comfortable middle-ground fallacy that truth is simply whatever emerges from averaging all available perspectives. It's objectivity via committee. The Relativist assumes that if you gather enough different viewpoints and split the difference, you'll naturally arrive at something approximating truth. This ignores that some perspectives are more informed than others, some are actively malicious, and the average of many wrongs rarely makes a right. It's the bias of people who think both sides in every debate are equally valid and the truth must live peacefully somewhere in the no-man's-land between them.
"One scientist says climate change is an existential crisis, one random guy on Facebook says it's a hoax—the objective truth is probably somewhere in the middle!" Congratulations, you've discovered Relative Objectivity Bias: mistaking intellectual cowardice for wisdom.
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 22, 2026
Get the Relative Objectivity Bias mug.“Realtime” is the new “Literally”. Not used in the sense of actual fact but usually to emphasize something that is figurative.
"This is Realtime my worst day ever!"
by Sockadoodle October 2, 2025
Get the Realtime mug.Relatives you never see until there is a funeral in the family & they show up to act greedy, stir discontent within the family, or stuff their faces with as much free food as they can at the post funeral reception.
When granpap died, all the wake relatives we hadn't seen since gramma's funeral began showing up to see who would inherit what, to point fingers at who caused granpap's cancer, and to stuff their faces at the buffet afterwards.
by Ihor Ivanenko May 25, 2010
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