Perfect Pushup

When a male performs the act of pushups, his penis orally penetrating his partner who is lying down beneath.

That "Perfect Pushup" is the workout I've ever had!

by 2inamillion February 25, 2011

mexican pushup

the action of hopping a fence when you extend your arms fully from a bent position.

i heard the cops and i did a mexican pushup when i hit the fence

by qoeurrhq August 27, 2013

Morning Pushups

The act of masturbation in the morning.

I heard Frank doing morning pushups through the wall yesterday.

by reapercrew14 January 30, 2014

Little pusspuss

Little pusspuss aka cpollard; somebody whose arse flaps as soon as an unfamiliar person calls the phone. Particularly when asked a question he doesn't know the answer to, thus whimpering, panicking and looking around furiously in anxiety for somebody to rescue him from the situation.

Remember when that guy couldn't see his van from his window and cpollard started crying, what a little pusspuss.

by ff0zzyyy September 22, 2022

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022