poop pressure

if you suffer from any form of constipation and you know you have to take a dump very soon, you're experiencing poop pressure.

Men 1: Dude, I can't come down to the bar right now. I haven't taken a dump in 5 days! I'm under serious "poop pressure" right now!

Men 2: Shit man, good luck! Get some plums.

by Tjupr November 26, 2013

hand pressure

When someone pressure's you to do something

"Your hand pressure me for $20"

by Davidos May 04, 2006

Pressure Washing

When you piss on skidmarks left in the toilet to clean it and remove it.

Dude, I was Pressure Washing my toilet. It was pretty satisfying!

by toomuchnutmeg July 18, 2021

peering pressure

The pressure or influence a partner of an internet peering agreement will place on another partner to adhere to its requests or demands or result in a dissolution of the peering agreement.

Comcast used peering pressure to force other ISPs to adapt to its anti-piracy policies as demanded by 'Big Media' conglomerates

by IC_Puzzle August 07, 2013

Pressure Fart

When put a large amount of strane on your body until you fart/shart

i had a pressure fart this morning, but sharted instead

by Max Donnanoodles March 05, 2016

flood pressure

A sudden rise in blood pressure followed by a need to explode in one's pants

She elevates my flood pressure whenever i think of suffocating my face in her boobs ...i'mma stick my head in her tits

by VelvetLovesAFelon February 29, 2012

pressure flip

One of the most disgusting skateboarding tricks to have ever existed, where the skateboard rotates in the direction of an inward heel flip but only performed with the back foot.

Wow dude, I can't believe that little kid did a "pressure flip" in a game of SKATE. What a douche.
Bro see that fat girl right there? She looks like a total "pressure flip".

Dude, Nate Sherwood "pressure flipped" the fuck out of him.

by definerdefinerdefiner October 27, 2018