Cosmic Pedophile

A person in which travels warp speed into multiple dimensions in search for children's company (preferably male).

"Woah man, I think that Cosmic Pedophile just abducted your kid!"
"What kid?"

by BigSchlong Pseudonym December 15, 2016

osu pedophile

Osu pp farmers that usually play maps with very suggestive backgrounds, not all of them are osu pedophiles though

CookieZi wannabe #1: yoo i jus fc'd haitai
CookieZi wannabe #2: Ok osu pedophile

by ZZephyus September 6, 2021

Artificial Pedophile

Someone who really isn’t a pedophile, but they still enjoy having sex with children for various reasons other than true love and romance.

The artificial pedophile played along just for the kicks and insecurities.

by MrTrayBorrosInCo December 12, 2021

Ethical pedophile

A type of pedophile, who has all the same tendencies as a regular pedophile, however they wait until their prey is of the age of consent.

Usually operating in counties where the age of consent is significantly lower than others.

He had the desire to have sex with children, so he booked a one way flight to Nigeria, gotta love those ethical pedophiles

by chickenlips11 February 7, 2023

pedophilican

A politician or political party that ratifies pedophilia through financial or moral support, or utilized as pedophilicanism, a political stance indicating acceptance of pedophilia.

The Republican Party should now be known as the Pedophilicans, because when it comes to running for a United States Senate seat as a Republican, any pedophile can.

If Moore is a pedophile, Trump and the rest of the Republican Party are Pedophilicans.

by keyline26 December 6, 2017

Pedophilic

(adj.) Describing a person that emulates or embodies those characteristics commonly associated with pedophiles.

John McCain seems like that creepy, old, pedophilic next-door-neighbor that offers all the little kids candy if they come inside.

by DCdebateWATCHER January 19, 2009

Pedophile Gray

An old lonely pedophile who looks down girls shirts whilst helping them with their math n bitches at the tru G's who tell him off.

cuhhhriiiip

student1: ay cuzz that nigga gray was checcin down your shirt today
student2: fucc cuzz that pedo is hella sicc

nigga1: nigga checc that female cuzz
nigga2: nigga what the fucc she like 12 years old. dont be a pedophile like gray

new_student: fucc cuzz i got a blocc math class
vetran_student: haha have fun wit pedophile gray cuzzo

by HTC_Crip4_Life January 16, 2009