Skip to main content

cake pooper

it is the person who puts everyone in a bad mood by saying something depressing in the middle of a joyous occasion.
Person 1: "Man this is a great party!"
Person 2: "I agree! I'm having so much fun!"
Person 3: "You know, we could all die later."
Person 1: "Gosh Person 3, why are you such a cake pooper?"
by Tenley June 10, 2007
mugGet the cake pooper mug.

Pooper Pants

When someone smells strongly of shit, farts, or assholes, you call them a "Pooper Pants"
Dave the Dirt: Howdy y'all
Fred: Woah Dave, you smell like shit!
Joe: You're a Pooper Pants
by lolnoonelikesmesinceismell October 19, 2008
mugGet the Pooper Pants mug.

Pooed bowl

When you are smoking out of a pipe, bong, bubbler or your price of choice, and the weed in the bowl has been fully smoked and only ash remains. This is a pooed bowl. It can also be used as a verb, in the act of poling a bowl.
(adjective). "Man, this bowl is totally pooed".

"This is such a pooed bowl, it tastes nasty".
(verb). "Lets poo this bowl and pack another fresh one".

"Hey guys, if Bill falls asleep let's poo bowls on his neck".
by Big Lou 53 May 27, 2009
mugGet the Pooed bowl mug.

Harry Pooper

When the female is lying naked on her back and the male riding a broomstick charges into her, shoving the broom up her butt while screaming "FOR GRYFFINDOR!"
Example 1: I gave my girl a Harry Pooper once and now anytime she hears the Harry Potter theme music she clenches up while yelling “No Hagrid, NO!

Example 2: I refused to tell my boyfriend that "he’s a wizard" during sex so while I was sleeping he gave me a Harry Pooper...I still have splinters.
by CharmingDanger June 15, 2018
mugGet the Harry Pooper mug.

Snarfing the pooper

The earnest tongue bathing of one's own brownie hopper.
"The cat stopped in the middle of what he was doing to snarf his pooper."

"There are very few careers for which 'snarfing the pooper' would be beneficial to your resume."
by SnarfPooper August 13, 2014
mugGet the Snarfing the pooper mug.

Work Pooper

A person who poops at work and stinks up the bathroom.
All the employees hated kristen, because she was a work pooper.
by Fresh Air Natzi October 19, 2007
mugGet the Work Pooper mug.

The Hamper Pooper

The Nickname for former Green Bay Packer RB Najeh Davenport. He was given the name after breaking into a university dormitory and defecating in his ex girlfriends Hamper in her closet.
The Hamper Pooper rushed for 116 yards and 2 TD's and celebrated by dropping a duke in the locker room Hamper
by Dirty Honkey July 4, 2008
mugGet the The Hamper Pooper mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email