poon

A smelly brazilian who finds pleasures in getting action with wooden chefs
"hey pooooooooooooooooon"
by Shyn November 29, 2003
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Someone so lame that they will never get laid in their life, unless they somehow scrape together enough money to hire a ho. Ranks above an unterpoon
Oh my god, look at that guy over there with the triple thick glasses and pants at his belly button. What a poon.
by Kingmaker May 08, 2006
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POON

1-A female's genital organ (vagina)(same as #1 above)

2-A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity (same as #1 above)

A Poon may also refer to:

1-Kevin Michael McAlpine

2-...and anyone else who spells it incorrectly
Anyone who spells "poon" as "p-u-n-e" is a complete "poon". It is obvious to anyone with minute intelligence that the correct spelling is "P-O-O-N".

Don't be such a POON and spell it right.
by Gnome November 22, 2004
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Poon

To throw wads of wet toilet roll over the top of a toilet cubicle whilst someone is on the loo.
'OMG i totally pooned that person - HILARIOUS'
by Fruitshoot38 September 11, 2011
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pooning, or pooner, when some one sleeps with a pillow between their legs they are spooning the pillow which makes the word poon
by kiananani December 19, 2010
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1. An adjective that emphasises another adjectives meaning
eg. sad poon = very sad

OR

2. An alternative to the use of words like "stuff" or phrases like "the shit"
eg. That is the shit = That is the poon
eg. Thats good stuff = Thats mad poon
1.
eg. sad poon = very sad

2.
eg. That is the shit = That is the poon
eg. Thats good stuff = Thats mad poon
by Will13 September 13, 2006
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That asian kid who deals weed out of his chinese restaurant.
Yo poon lemme get some trees... and that sweet and sour chicken.
by matt April 01, 2005
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