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poof chicken 

a chicken that has the ability to become as thin as paper and slide under doors. Usually when it reaches the other side it poofs up into a human sized fluffy chicken.
Soapo; AAAAA WHAT IS THAT FLUFFY PEICE OF PAOPWR UNDER THE DOOR??
Jooz; ITS MOVINT!!!
Hoona; I THINK ITS A POOF CHICKEN!!
Poof Chicken; *POOFS*
Ooma; It IS A POOF CHICKEN I WANT TO KEEP IT AS A PET SO IT CAN EAT MY OTHER CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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poof head 

some one with a poof looking head. used as an insult too offend somebody.
your a poof head for saying that to me
poof head by matt..mcbean November 16, 2010
A term used to describe smoking weed aka pot, trees, erb, whateva.
Hey maine you what you gonna be doing later on tonight?
Poof'n maine poof'n, trying to high as the sky.
poof'n by tee-k May 30, 2006

poof parlor 

When a man smells like a females powder room. Too much perfume and odorous scents.
Ross Anderson smells like a poof parlor
poof parlor by FeckwenChebender December 2, 2013

Poof pastry

Its like a puff pastry.. but instead of puffing its poofing and you are a gay pastry.
you listen to coldplay? oh you poof pastry!
Poof pastry by shitshelf March 26, 2009

poof-hitter 

An upstanding citizen who simply has no tolerance for homosexuals. This intolerance manifests itself on a Saturday night by going out, swinging a baseball bat hoping to connect with a gay or lesbian.

A group of poof-hitters can be found marching with bats in Sydney's Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras. The poof-hitters in this case are typically at the end of the parade, making the rest of the parade move along just that little bit faster.
Jeff: This year's Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras was over before it really even started!

Derek: It must be the preponderance of poof-hitters at the back of the parade.