Plastic Jesus

A term used to describe someone puts on the facade of being holy when, in fact, they are not.

Yeah, he acts like he's offended by people's foul language, but he's not all that either because he's really just plastic Jesus.

by Ngstfld June 30, 2018

plastic debt rectangle

A piece of plastic where your debt is stored

Should’ve replaced “credit card” with “plastic debt rectangle”

by sayerseswq September 18, 2020

Plastic Hand Grenade

A term used in the Plastic Model Kit figure building community that refers to a kit that (usually through old age or poor design by the manufacturers) falls apart into several pieces all over the place from the slightest touch.

God the Real Grade Gundam is such a plastic hand grenade..... just by bending the knee... all the armor on the skirt and the hand fell off.

by zetavoid October 12, 2020

grippin' plastic

1.Refers to the relationship between a man his controller.
2.An obsessive gamer.

Hey, Have you seen Charlie at all since he got the new GTA?

What do you think?

No?

Damn right, he'll "grippin' plastic" for at least the next month.

by AJayH May 1, 2008

pussy plastic

When a girl uses her vagina like a credit card to obtain items and/or favours

Becci; hey Joe can I have some of your chips?

Joe; it'll cost you

Becci; I have no money

Joe; better put it on the old pussy plastic then

by Joe Raw December 16, 2013

Penile Plasticia

An organic polymer strand grown in the penis in all male primates. Ejects itself around puberty. Not a lie or nuttin'. Love you Imgur.

I lost my penile plasticia. Today is the day I become a man.

by damon rosco January 22, 2014

Cold Plastic

Cold Plastic-This is a freezed dildo that can be used for mens' pleasurable,kinky desires.A cold plastic can also be referred to as a isicle dildo or a frozen artificial shaft.Cold plastics are good for mens' asses on very hot days.Like the hot plastic,the cold plastic also comes in different colours n shades of skintones.

e.g The man enjoyed a refreshing cold plastic in his ass

by Allyssaboo November 10, 2018