Penis

A shaft which is connected to most males that is used to persuade women into pro-choice.

I dissagree against abortion but not if you use your PENIS on me!

by PinSeekr December 28, 2005

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The thing that goes into a women's vagina and makes her scream

I stuck my penis in that girls vagina last night and she screamed real loud!

by yaboiaz July 10, 2015

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The tool of which you can wrap your hand around, and shake to brush the inside of someones cheeks, or feed "man milk" to your significant other's mouth, anus, or ear.

Can I get some milk for my cupcakes from that wonderful penis of yours?
I need someone to clean my cheeks, I think I should ask my doctor if a penis is right for me.

by NukesDisorder November 2, 2015

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Comes in clutch in the most needed times only when it’s not 2 inches. It’s ur number 1 best friend and when u get mad at it u can beat it as much as u want because u will always win. Just remember it can get u girls or make them runway from u and they’ll go off and go date ya nigga Richard.

The only way u can win in a fight is when u penis ur opponent.

by Merienda April 4, 2019

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