male pattern baldness

When your hairline has taken too many L's, and recedes away into nothingness entirely.

Male Pattern Baldness is common in adult males over the age of thirty or so.

by SagelyPerson September 30, 2015

patterson

noun

A person who is often commanded to take on impossible tasks against their will. Famous example includes Lt. Patterson from the "Medal of Honor" franchise who is commanded to single-handedly defeat the Nazi war machine.

Patterson, take out that tank!

by Number J July 21, 2008

partee

fuckin awesome as hell

i love that kid named partee

by Nigglet McWeedypants February 4, 2009

Pitter patter

(In the romantic sense
1. The sound and feeling your heart makes.
2. To describe your heart going rapid or the heart flutters
3. A way to say your in love.

4. Lightning striking (in the love sense) aka. Love at first site

Oh laura my sweet you make my heart go pitter patter everytime you walk across the dance floor

by Theamazinggeek June 5, 2018

Larry Patterson

A freshman English teacher who taught at Parkhill Junior High until his recent death on March 9, 2005 at the age of 51. Larry was the kind of teacher who made an indelible impression on his students. His sense of humor and passion for literature made his English classes memorable for his students. He will be deeply missed.

Great job, Larry.

RIP

by teh_shebleh March 12, 2005

pattle

One who used to have hair like a sheep, a proper mullet. Can't sit still at all, has to bob his head, swing on his chair, and throw stuff- all at the same time. Says freakishly random stuff constantly. Once owned a baby made of chips. Wears ballgowns to the cinema. Has a very unfortunate middle name, but a massive wank arm with a lovely name so s'all good. Often makes situations hilariously awkward. Dorky but cool, gets nosebleeds in the shower. He's one of those poeple you can't help but love. A proper ledge.

Sam: Whoa! Look at that seriously cool guy!
Molly: Dude, that's Pattle.

by MollyMollyMolly March 22, 2008

crunch patties

a substitute for a swear word.

Person 1: Hey did you remember to bring your project in today?

Person2: OH CRUNCH PATTIES! I thought they were due tomorrow.

by Mrs. Mr. Ms. Dr. Nick October 30, 2008