Parents

1. The reason that you exist

2. The people who provide for you until you are 18 and can move away.

3. Every teenager's nightmare because they don't give them any personal space.

Jerry: "My parents are so annoying!"
Larry: "I feel ya! They always boss us around telling us to do shit!"
Jerry: "I can't wait until I'm 18 so I could move away!"
Larry: "Same! I'm going to go to a nice college!"

by TROLLKING9001 May 29, 2020

Indian Parents

Simply put people that oppress you claiming that you will one day succeed but only if you work every second of your life. They beat the shit out of you and then "apologize for it" In reality what happens is that that if you have a terrible childhood and then commit suicide or beg people for money because you can't do anything. If you die they weep fearing what will happen to them and they are terrified they will end up on the streets not that they have lost a child.

"Yo I feel bad for you, I heard you getting beat up by your Indian Parents

by Depressedboi777 December 26, 2019

parents

The ones who you will love as kids, hate as teens and miss as adults.

I will always love my parents.

by Heyyohh October 23, 2012

Berkeley Parents Network

A mostly anonymous online group of parents living in and around Berkeley, CA. A large quantity of these parents are ultra paranoid and their views on parenting are so far from reality that its comical.

Typical Content found on Berkeley Parents Network:
"My daughter is in 11th grade and told my husband and I that she now has a boyfriend. He seems very nice but 11th grade seems a little early to start dating"
-Soccermom123

"My daughter is in 11th grade too and she has had 2 boyfriends!! HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!!!?!??
-nofun345

by Whale Rider October 16, 2008

Parents

Utter abominations that disgrace this world. Think they are the almighty power above their children, just because they gave birth to you. Pretend to love you, then just want you dead.

Parents: We are like the NSA and FBI, except we live in your house!

by Le Frenchy Frencher April 19, 2014

parentsplaining

The act of a parent lovingly but unnecessarily explaining something to their grown child.

My mom was parentsplaining how to sign up for yoga to my sister yesterday.

by Laura Some Number May 24, 2021

Parents

Those people who had sex to let you into this world.

Jesse's lack of parents made him sad.

by PsychoWizard April 3, 2022