tactical pockets launcher

A large hand-held weapon which rains down bitchy beagle limbs on your enemies.

"Yo man remember that bitch beagle named pockets? I chopped that ho up and put her in this tactical pockets launcher to throw on kids named Evan."

by zammy zammersonian February 4, 2010

wank packet

A former vessel of snack goods such as 'chips' or Haribo which has been emptied and substituted for tissue roll or a condom in the event of an untimely 'free' wank.
Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.

"You're a wank packet."

by wordcount September 8, 2014

twinkie packet

A man who is incapable of using a condom properly, it ends up spitting. (insult)

Look at you! Your dad is a Twinkie packet, you're a mistake!

by Jacob Marley April 10, 2017

Man Pockets

Pockets on men’s jeans that can actually hold stuff, compared to women’s jean pockets which can’t ever fit an iPhone

Hey, Parker. Can you hold my phone? I see your pants have man pockets.

by hihenryitsjosie May 20, 2019

Small Pockets

DIsease or condition caused by being out of work and broke AF.

" Is it true you got a bad case of the 'small pockets' due to that covid-19 ?"

" Damn she fixin to starve to death due to coming down with 'small pockets' she ain't got not a cent to her name ."

by PUPPETMACDONALD April 15, 2020

Hot pockets

Why did those have to get recalled? (Unless your reading in 2100)

Daddy loves his hot pockets. He eats them all the time.

by My yee 2 January 17, 2021

High pockets

Person who fakes like they are looking for their wallet as you proceed to pay the bill for the entire table

Harry went high pockets when I paid the bill.

by George on Grand October 6, 2022