Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.

Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.

by Dr Hill February 19, 2024

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the act of eating someone's ass while they fart.

Tony: "Dude I was eating Miranda's ass and she farted in my mouth!"
Pedro: "Damn, she fr hit you with a flavor packet."

by nubski May 1, 2024

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Packet

A whorish muckhole who gets on her back and wets up for any bloke that dangles a bag of meth in her face...

Danni acts like a packet but still isn't high coz even meth don't make her fuckable

by Analamy69 October 17, 2020

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

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I WILL SEND PACKETS

A term (Minecraft) players use to jokingly toy with someone who is lagging or is gaining above average latency. Commonly used with "gigahertz" and "gigashits" to add an extra veil of tomfoolery. Used in mocking manner.

Popularized in summer of 2024.

(If Person2 is experiencing slight latency issues, and is projected to experience extreme exponential growth of latency):
Person1: I will send packets!!!!!!!1111!
Person2: 😭
Person1: I WILL SEND 5000 GIGAHERTZ AND GIGASHITS
Person2: 😭
(If Person2 is already experiencing extreme latency):
Person1: I just sent packets
Person2: 😭

by crescending December 4, 2024

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