penii

FALLACIOUS plural form of 'penis'

"Hey, remember that guy that thought 'penii' was an actual word?"

by Xeresblue August 3, 2005

Penil convention

A secret meeting between homo sexual men, where they discuss their penis' and the new and creative things they do with them to other homosexual men.

guy 1:Hey Henry! My penis points up!

guy 2: ITS OUR VERY FIRST PENIL CONVENTION! yay

by Schoop December 30, 2009

penial implant

a silicon implant for the penis

a dick enlarger

SUZIE: "Oh wow did you see the penis on that guy?!"
MICHELLE: "Uh, sis, it was a penial implant. Sorry to burst your bubble"

FRED: "That guy had to go get a penial implant so he could pleasure his wife."

by USAdevilchick15 June 26, 2004

penile fracture

when your penis (specifically urethra) gets...fractured

Bob rolled over with an erection, forming a penile fracture

by hambone October 19, 2003

penigami

the art of dick-folding

good golly gosh, i sure love penigami

by allen March 5, 2004

Penile Collision

The accidental collision of two penises during a threesome, in which the two are aiming for the same hole and collide.

Dude 1: "I was in a threesome last night."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."

by M0RPH3U5 August 25, 2011

penice

Two or more penises, at the same location simultaneously.

Sean suckes penice, he is a slut, because otherwise, he would only be sucking one cock (particularly Patrick Moschiano's).

by Damn It All To The Depths Of Hell! August 21, 2007