nasty pasty

a mean person, who possibly wears Dierdre glasses

"get away from me you nasty pasty, you should have gone to spec savers"

by [Higglenobblegog] November 29, 2003

cornish pasty

A move in penis puppetry when the scrotum is stretched out and pulled tight to cover all of your genetalia. Therefore, your cock and balls form the pasty filling and your sack, the delicious pastry casing. Advanced performers of this move can also achieve the 'braided ridge' effect of a real-life cornish pasty.

We were having a show-off, and one thing lead to another: I ended up busting out the cornish pasty.

by MrKoi May 16, 2007

peppered pasty

A vagina that hasnt been broken in.

Jo- 'Claudia are you still a virgin?'

Claudia-' ye i still have a peppered pasty'

by GemmyFizzle October 16, 2006

pasty slapper

A pasty slapper is a person who will hit a person in school and ask for a fight but as soon as he is threatened he will run away and tell a teacher.

Josh you fucking pasty slapper get here now so i can beat your ass.

by Pasty__slapper January 11, 2018

pillow pastie

When you finish eating a pastie, and then take a crap into someone's pillow before they go to bed.

My friend drank my last pop, so I gave him a pillow pastie.

by A_Man_00 September 04, 2013

Knob Pastie

A seriously bad case of Knob-Cheesecollected together during a long visit to Cornwall.

Before you give us a gam, you'll have to crack off that Knob Pastie.

by Marko The Great July 30, 2004

pasty bastard

Looking like john king especially during the winter time

John is the pastiest bastard i have ever seen in my life.

by sudak sudam January 23, 2005