no offense

thing to say after you say something offensive

A: "no offense, but you smell like shit!"

B: "..."

by vinny December 20, 2004

No offense

The short line used after a very offensive and usually embarrassing statement which supposeably makes everything the 'sender' said socially acceptable.

Leevon: OHH MYY GOD ALAA! Your such a little bitch ass, stupid pin dicked, cock sucking mother fucker who smells like absolute shit! no offense. =)

Alaa: lol (OMG im so glad he said no offense or i would of taken it offensively)

by Wavell September 29, 2008

no offense

What you say to someone when you purposefully and obviously mean something you said in an insulting way.

You are a niggerdouchefaggot bitch homo gayfuck bitch! no offense and you're retarded

by biathczsssww February 14, 2012

doffensive

A driver who goes in the fast lane and maintains a consistent speed by breaking the speed limit and not getting caught by cop

We came fast and we were doffensive all the way

by tintedwindow July 8, 2007

Offemsive

1. When something is or will inevitably be considered offensive to feminist ideals, regardless of merit.

"Don't tell Mary about that sex scene where the man was on top the whole time. She'll think it's offemsive."

by oberservergal June 4, 2014

offense on purpose

A phrase used when the opposite meaning of "no offense" is desired. Often used in conjunction when making a point.

Lady: "This twelve-year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure if I should be flattered :P"
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."

by willbchou January 2, 2012

offense

What your local sports team sucks at.

Dude, I can't believe the Cardinals threw another interception. Their offense sucks ass.

by alcifer December 10, 2019