Numpty

Someone who acts/ looks like a ballbag. Could use some major help.

My girl friend mallory was being a Numpty today.

by Bonestead July 31, 2022

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A person who has gone and made a fool of oneself; with excessive amount of drug use, specifically frying one’s brain and disengaging in all use of basic motor functions.
A numpty

Damn, He’s gone and fucked himself. What a numpty.

by Bellzgotem February 14, 2024

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A made-up word by BadBoyHalo.

Glue isnt gluten you numpty.

by SkittlesTM May 1, 2019

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A word that apparently is Scottish, but you use it by calling people that are idiots "idiots" without them realizing it because... well, they are idiots. Luckily, great minds think alike, so both me and the Scottish know what is up.

"Dude, Jim is such a fucking numpty, he keeps eating shrimp whole, he doesn't take off the carapace before he shoves it into his fat little mouth."

by younerd July 24, 2023

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a potato headed fool, with no friends, who uses people to get his ends {away}

hip hop nasty nick

jake was a complete, numpty

by bgirl aero December 30, 2016

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An idiot.
Usually used by british people.

Lea: I think I'm in love with Joe.
Sarah: but he's Kristens boyfriend! and she's your bestfriend!
Lea: Yeah, I know but who cares?
Sarah: oh, you are such a numpty.

by LesleyDianna April 30, 2012

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