numpty

someone who uses an internet message board or chat room and comes across a bit daft

*see the general discussion board on www.audiogalaxy.com

by rob barnes January 14, 2005

numptie

A cross between a nummie (num-nuts) and a humptie (short fat person)

Look at that numptie over there.

by rKingie June 19, 2008

numptified

When something is numptified, it has gone wrong, generally in a silly or just plain pointless way. Also it can be used to describe somebody's brain function, especially due to lack of sleep.

"damn it, the cake's gone numptified - it hasn't risen at all"
"Sorry if I'm not making sense, I've gone numptified since last night's party"
"That numptified checkout girl couldn't find the bar-code on the back of my book. It was totally visible though!"

by Clover_grl January 11, 2009

numpty

A SILLY PERSON,WHO DOSENT MEAN NO MALLISE....

TO BE CALLED A "NUMPTY" IS A NICE WAY TO BE CALLED A "SILLY PERSON"

by SIL NUMTIBE April 3, 2011

numpsin

The act of munching on nibble worthy foods.

"I was numpsin on some Cheetos in front of the television yesterday."

"La-a is so fat that she is always numpsin."

by babyhuey121795 August 17, 2011

numpty

A person displaying a clear lack of intelligence.

The numpty voted 'YES' for Scottish independence.

by Just Call Me Fred April 14, 2015

numpty

you are born a numpty you cant just become one.

Stolenbaby is the Queen of numpties
numpty has many differeemnt ways of insulting, humouring and or complimenting a person.

Numptyface
NumptyBrain
NumptyBrigade

U NUMPTY!

by Toni Jordan aka Stolenbaby July 17, 2004