dirty myla

when u need to get dirt on someone, u call the baddest bitch u know, that’s dirty myla

a: ayo u hear about carlos? i heard he had a threesome with his ex gf’s dad and her bf to get back at her for cheating
b: no way man, where’d you hear that??
a: dirty myla

a: shit, i need to get back at this bitch for dragging me online
b: call dirty myla, she knows all the shit that goes down

by burnallpalmtrees2021 September 7, 2021

jaden mcleary

Completely and aboslutely MAIDENLESS. No hope remains for any man that goes by this name.

"Is that jaden mcleary"
"Yes, i heard he gets no maidens"
"I heard that as well"

by jaden mcleary March 17, 2022

Chris McLean

the most handsome fictional psychopath.

why is Chris McLean so handsome!?!

by anonymous200020 July 26, 2022

Myleene Rash

A myleene rash is an annoying itchy scabby disorder spreads itself onto anything it can attach itself to, abit like myleene klass has on the air waves of uk tv

What is on ITV.. oh its Myleene Klass, what is on CH4.. oh its Myleene Klass.. what is that spot on my backside... oh its myleene rash

by pantene pro v February 2, 2009

Mileaged

roasting someone so hard they squirt like a goose.

"Steve go sit on that table, you bellend"
"oh shit, he just got mileaged"

by Mazinsfan123 April 1, 2019

text mileage

when you are really cheap and you never reply to texts unless its somewhat important or from the chick your trying to wheel. usually very frustrating to ones friends.

Friend 1: dude, didn't you get my text last night?

Friend 2: man my phone bill was ridiculous last month from texting jenn, so i have to really cut back to get better text mileage this month

Friend 1: Man, dump that bitch

Friend 2: ......(doesn't text back)

by rick fooey March 8, 2010

0 Mileage

A 0 mileage is the perfect women who ticks every box. They have no bodies to their name and are loyal to the soil and aren’t like 99% of women in todays world. All 0 mileages have no previous owners meaning you’re the first and likely their last. When speaking to a 0 mileage it’s difficult as they are rare to come across and even rarer to win… 0 mileages are always 10/10 too.

She’s 0 mileage man you can tell stays at home and just gets money.

by HM____ November 9, 2022