twisted mister

A flacid penis, moments after masturbation

As I exited the bathroom stall I could tell the other occupants knew what I had been doing in there by the way they stared at my now twisted mister.

by Ramon from Espana August 30, 2007

ur sister a mister

even worse than ur granny a tranny. If someone says this, the world literally stops and everyone dies.

Zucc: ur mom gay
Steven: ur daddy lesbian
Zucc: ur granny tranny
Steven: *only slightly offended* ur sister a mister
Zucc *literally fucking dies along with everyone else except for Steven*

by shsshellysdick May 10, 2018

misterectomy

When she finally divorces the bloke. A particularly difficult divorce from a very entangled relationship. A clean surgical break from a male spouse or partner from which the prognosis for recovery is improved functioning.

Judith finally underwent that desperately needed misterectomy. Too bad her HMO won't cover it.

by paradigmtourist May 28, 2006

Mister Natural

Slang term in the drug world meaning LSD

Dude, my dad was one of the butt naked hippies at Woodstock that were high on mister natural!

by Héctor Andrés Mayoral May 5, 2008

Misteza

The most incredibly sexy and beautiful women in the world that come from the Philippines. The're the result of Philippine people mixing with white/black people to create an adorable race of super vixens!

OMFG! I thought filipina's were nice but... DAMN! Check out those Misteza's!!! I think i'm in love!

by Deejay the Great January 13, 2009

misterbugsgf

funniest, sweetest and overall the best mutual someone could ask for. they’re really sweet and deserve the world 🙏 her edits are to DIE for wicked

p1: hey, have you seen @misterbugsgf edits/content?
p2: not yet, should I check them out?
p1: yes! they’re insanely talented.

by ihartlb October 21, 2021

mister

A title used informally to signify respect between two people but without actually meaning it.

"What time do you call this, Mister Ben?"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005