Merkel

A longhaired bastard that likes to surf, while smoking a corncob pipe. He is known to shout Mahalo at the top of his lungs while peeing on the top of his moped.

holy shit, did you see that merkel in the bushes, he was totally smoking reefer.

by Burnzarelli November 26, 2010

mervelle

She’s dreamy and chocolatey. Once you get to taste her Nutella jar you will be addickted

Can I scoop your Nutella jar mervelle

by Cementha January 23, 2018

Nicholas Morrell

An intelligent young fellow of unnaturally good looks.

Wow, that guy is awesome, he reminds me of Nicholas Morrell.

by Websterz1 January 18, 2010

Merkel

A faker who uses words from urban dictionary every second,
Someone who uses a lot of hip words, but it turns out they read urban dictionary all day and are a poseur.

Insta Bitch: Damn how do you know all those words?
Fboy: Haha, I don't know, I'm cool like that.
Me: Nah he's just a Merkel.

by Twooof April 8, 2016

Mervely

A sexy, handsome male, with a large penis (usually over 10 inches)

Mervely has a big dick

by Mervely January 29, 2021

merkel

to take something that does not belong to you

While walking down the street early Sunday morning Anthony decided to merkel the newspaper from his neighbor's lawn.

by dp916 January 12, 2004

Angela Merkel

Chancellor of Germany. She’s like Obama but a white woman. Elected to a fourth term, she makes white men in germany feel how black women feel in America. She also won 2018’s thickest world leader award.

I masturbate to pictures of Angela Merkel

by condoms r too small for me March 27, 2019