merse

another word for first.
usually used at the end of the sentence in a whiny tone.

Person 1: Let's go on that ride.
Person 2: I'm going merse!

by Sarahhhhhhhhh. February 22, 2008

mercs

A group of people out to get something, usually fucking up a person with their fists and or anything they pick up off the ground.

This may be due to the victim eyeing the mercs' girlfriends, or giving any of the mercs a bad look, or there may be no explanation to fuck a person up.

Those mercs fucked you up man. Next time don't tell their girlfriends that you want to fuck them sideways twice in an hour.

My mercs fucked you up, nigga.

by the mercs August 5, 2008

Meepsuz

A person who breaks promises and trie sto restore them.

The Meepsuz tried to jokeingly fix the problem.

by Rena Sinigatchi February 23, 2008

valerie meros

A girl who looks exactly like her sister, stephanie! Has brown-brunette hair and has brown eyes just like her sister!

Twins, twins, twins, thats all their is between them..

by geen jon April 16, 2005

merp

noun, adjective, verb, adverb. a word used when bored or have nothing to say. for anything and everything.

Saisha "meerp... merp!"
Jess "are you okay?"
Saisha "merp"

by swaagnitz October 27, 2011

Merp

when you have no words left in your lexicon just make one up as no matter what answer you give the customer will never be happy!

Ring ring

Adam: Hello Perfect Pizza

Customer: Hey can I order 5 Pizza's, and will there be here in 15 mins??

Adam: Merp

Then hangs up the call

by Psud00 December 10, 2009

Merping

A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.

Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.

My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.

by pattersfb October 21, 2010