Alpha-Munchies

Munchies obtained from high quality restaurants. See Beta-Munchies and Gamma-Munchies.

When I got high I decided to spoil myself with Alpha-Munchies. So I went to an Indian Restaurant and spent $20 on myself.

by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017

Cock munchie

Someone who is Dick to people lower on the popularity chart Dick rides people in a higher ranking.

"Wow,Jake is a dick!"
"Yah, but not to Buck, he dick rides him!"
"So he's a cock munchie!"

by I'm ove February 11, 2018

Slut Munchies

The often unusual food cravings of a pregnant woman.

My Missus is asking for Peanuts with Chocolate Sauce on them, and I think she has a baby in her body. Haha I suppose she has the Munchies but, like, for hormonal females.
From now on we should call that phenomenon the ‘Slut Munchies’. Or maybe not, a but yeah probably

by Eldanos August 6, 2019

denial munchies

when a boy hurts your precious heart and you’re in a mad phase you get denial munchies which means you eat all the snacks in your house.

it’s OK everything‘s gonna be OK I’m just having denial munchies right now.

by badbJjjjj November 8, 2019

Post-Nut Munchies

That great feeling of hunger you get when you finish spamming your ham, debugging your hard drive, or any other act of that nature.

Friend 1: Ahh man, I just got done wanking my willy and I am super hungry. I have the post-nut munchies
Friend 2: What the fuck

by PackedRaccoon June 29, 2022

Munchies

The feeling about 25 minutes after finishing a bowl.

Justin: 'Whoa, I need some vanilla wafers and some of that stuff with the cheese and......that thing your mom made last week.....and, what was i doing?'

Theis:'I don't know, man, but i want some of that stuff my mom made last weekwith the cheese.....'

by Justin October 14, 2003

munchie stomach

that feeling you get when you wake up in the morning after a night of being way too high and eating way too much. face it, your munchies got the best of you last night, and now your stomach has to pay for it. symptoms include stomach aches, bloating, and pooping - a LOT. munchie stomachs are the worst if you eat right before you go to bed. in the worst cases, a munchie stomach can feel like a severe hangover. avoid munchie stomachs - keep your munchies under control!

"oh man, i woke up with the WORST munchie stomach this morning. why didn't anyone stop me last night when i was eating those 2 pizzas, 17 wings, 6 hotdogs, 2 liters of root beer, and dozen brownies?!"

by somerandomstoner February 23, 2012