MattyD

He is an extremely epic guy. He is extremely good at all kind of video games, especially Minecraft. He is very smart and intelligent and very good looking. Everybody wants to be MattyD.

'Look its MattyD'
'Omg, he is so cool'

by MattyD1357 January 26, 2021

wanna-be Matys

a group of few fuckers that want to be exactly the same like one of my best friend. they're acting like him, wearin similar clothes, two of them even got a hairstyle like he has. every "wannabe Matys" almost admires him, but he hates this act of copin his own style. they're also suckin to him every moment and it's so pathetic. he's always gettin fuckin angry when they're doin such things.

1) wanna-be Matys nr.2: hey, Matys, wouldn't be great if we all buy this same shirt and then wear it in the sql?
my friend: fuck off, ya mothetfuckin wannabe!

2) plumber: look Mateo, I've bought you flowers, I love you, I don’t want to be like you, I wannabe Matys, I WANT TO BE YOU!!

by Janczor December 24, 2008

matty

Another term New Yorkers use for anal sex.

I had a nice matty the other night.

by New Yorker lol November 10, 2011

Matty Matty the Big Daddy

Matt is a sometimes nice boy when its not the homecoming night. He spends most of his time creeping on facebook. He has a special liking towards freshmen girls and inappropriate crushes on most boys.

Despite this, he is very handsome and can pull off almost any haircut. Whether it be bald or mohawked, the big daddy is always looking fresh.
His favorite past time (besides facebook creeping) is being with Danielle because he loves her taste in tv shows and doesn't smell bad like the rest of his friends. Matt is a sure stud and a definite keeper as long as its not homecoming.

"how did Matt get that nickname?"-Danielle
"let's just say they dont call him matty matty the BIG daddy for nothing"-Caroline

by DV-Dubs November 15, 2010

caydon mattes

An extremely hot guy who is short but packing. He’s got blond hair and blue eyes. Super attractive and makes you wet on site

Do you see that guy over there. He’s a mega hottie

Yeah that’s Caydon Mattes

by Simp for caydon February 21, 2021

Mad Dog Mattis

The secratary of defence for the United States and a retired 4 star marine general. He is a totally raw mother fucker and stacks bodeis miles high. His knife hand killing radius that succeeds anything to ever exist on this earth. he has seen the worst of human nature and lives to tell about it. His takes his scotch with 4 drops of rattle snake venom. One for each star. But on a serious note he is the most honorable and humble man ive every had the plaesure of meeting.

That mad dog mattis is a raw fuckin killer.

by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 8, 2017

Mattison

Matti is a very short girl with a bad attitude. she also will beat a bitches ass if needed. she doesn’t play around with people talking shit. also juuls and vapes and plays sports.

Damn, mattison beat her ass today

by Crazygirl108 November 5, 2018