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Marblehead High School

Marblehead High School is a school with a stupid curriculum and a board that does not care about students' education. They place learning about synthetic division over learning about how the economy and banks work. The school won't purchase new toner for the copiers, so teachers are left without copies of note outlines for students. People in Marblehead pay property taxes/taxes that should go to the school system, yet it does not seem like that is happening. Marblehead is rated as a good school system, but it is surprising.
Adult: What are you learning in school?
Student: Synthetic division
Adult: Oh, you must go to Marblehead High School. I've never heard of that in my entire life, and I am a manager of a very successful company!
by SummerTravel June 5, 2011
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Marble Layer Cake

Black-White orgy, resembling the chocolate-white look of a marble cake.
If we had a marble layer cake I bet we could get along better.
by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
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marble blaster

When your anal beads get consumed by your asswhole and when you drop a load they shoot out like a cannon
Last night I had a marble blaster and then I sucked a gargumptious saggy juicy dick
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Morning Marble

The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.
Woke up with morning marble today... surprised the shit out of the mailman.
by alfalfa31 January 30, 2016
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Grobletombus Marble Eyes

The cosmic god of life, looks like a jellyfish
"Be careful with those ancient artifacts, you could summon Grobletombus Marble Eyes and cause the destruction of humanity."
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marble falls

boring...........has a walmart
1:I wish there was some place to go
2:we're in marble falls...
by riutyiutyiu April 19, 2011
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Marble Bag

The male genitalia. More specifically the scrotum.
Dude! You hit me right in the marble bag.
by Erik Aguilar January 28, 2004
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