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Magnum Banana

Based on a Craigs' List post. When a guy puts a magnum condom over a banana, does himself in the ass and then deepthroats the banana because he was "feeling slutty".
"Man, I was feeling frisky last night so I decided to magnum banana myself. I splooged all over my roommates new carpet."
by Boshanks April 7, 2007
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Magnus

Magnus ate my ass
by greatgrantma February 5, 2019
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magnuss

Everyone wants him to die and he has an abnormaly small penis and asshole. He was raped at birth.
"He is such a magnuss"
by The Best Franko Ever April 20, 2017
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Magnum p.i.

An individual who buys size XL magnum condoms though they are unnaturally small.
" Philip went to the gastation to buy sme rubbers and his girlfriend said he was such a Magnum P.i.
by 321blastoff March 20, 2010
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magnum

the best condoms available. The absolutely number 1 brand....for the big dick niggas....

.....also a powerful ass handgun with the excellent shock and recoil resistance, durablity, and the ability to bust a cap in someone ass that would leave a wound the size of a baseball

.....also a car....Dodge Magnum....i like the Charger betta tho....
I use a magnum when I wanna get ruff wit my bitch from the back......trojans are not good when hittin it from the back....they tend to rip....trojans are for the bitch being on top.....
by JDG89Stacks February 9, 2008
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magnum

a well-known cheerleading team from singapore, known for their high spirited and enthusiastic performances.
Hey, cheer up, lets see that magnum in you!
by magnumjen January 1, 2009
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Magnum Truth

A truth that can only be defined by its magnumnous.
Kylee: It's time to play magnum truth!!
Amanda, Isabel, Maxweed and Paige: Yeaa!!!! Magnum truuuuuuth!!
by ethnic90 February 22, 2011
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