A place that resembles hell in Ohio. There is no food close and the lake smells like ass. If you drive by this place stay away and if you live there you should just leave, or kill yourself if it isnt too late.
by Sweet john 69 July 9, 2011
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You'll find your stereotypical nice homes and families in East Milton. West Milton residents often call East Milton residents snobby but thats not completely true. Emil, just another slang term for East Milton, is filled with complete studs and the easiest girls. Because none of these people have ever heard of a house party, they hit up the Woods. As usual the cops show up and some of them get arrested, but this doesn't stop them. They're also known for the dumbest slang in all of Massachusetts. Overall, they know how to party but a ton of them are dumb as bricks.
You'll find your stereotypical nice homes and families in East Milton. West Milton residents often call East Milton residents snobby but thats not completely true. Emil, just another slang term for East Milton, is filled with complete studs and the easiest girls. Because none of these people have ever heard of a house party, they hit up the Woods. As usual the cops show up and some of them get arrested, but this doesn't stop them. They're also known for the dumbest slang in all of Massachusetts. Overall, they know how to party but a ton of them are dumb as bricks.
Dude 1: "Yo, man, today Chad got blown by Stacy and Lindsay in the bathroom"
Dude 2: "Haha, anyways you coming to the woods tonight?"
Dude 1: "Totally dude, this is East Milton! What else would we do on a Friday night?"
Dude 2: "Haha, anyways you coming to the woods tonight?"
Dude 1: "Totally dude, this is East Milton! What else would we do on a Friday night?"
by ihatehairlesscatz April 27, 2017
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the act of resting a flaccid penis on the buttcheeks while waiting for it to get hard enough to have doggy style sex. in other words,making the dick cozy on the nice round buttcheeks of a fine girl,thereby stimulating it enough to have some sex.
i did hella speed before i fucked this girl,and i had speed dick. so i just got behind her,pulled a cozy milton,and BAM,shit was on yo!!
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